people have literally just rolled their eyes at me and laughed when i asked them if they have a membership card, and then when i stand there and stare at them until they use their fucking words like an adult they huff “i don’t want one”
and it takes every ounce of willpower in my body to not scream “THAT WASN’T WHAT I FUCKING ASKED YOU FUCKING FUCK”
i am required to ask everyone but i am not required to sell one to everyone. if you’re just buying a fucking magazine of course i’m not gonna try and sell you a membership card that would only really help you if you bought books regularly just answer the fucking question i asked.
pro tips for life
when you are at a barnes and noble, and the cashier asks “do you have a membership card,” there are correct answers, and incorrect answers.
examples of incorrect answers:
examples of correct answers
ty have a nice day
AU: Claudia Auditore finds the remaining Romulus followers and she helps them out by making their group gather more followers and in turn, help out the assassin brotherhood. They are very faithful to her and call her their “Little Red Riding Hood”.
With such a title however, they make sure never to upset their red riding hood as she’s got a nasty temper and is stronger and skilled than all of them.