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Jul
78599

slow-riot:

Has anyone else ever seen these pictures of Jerry Seinfeld or am I slowly losing my mind to the infinite void of Bee Movie?

  #oh my god  
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Jul
3809

troubleshootingspacekangaroo:

Jennifer Hale Should Go

#except she better stay forever

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Jul
10990
  #these fuckin two    #got cast  
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Jul
1

people have literally just rolled their eyes at me and laughed when i asked them if they have a membership card, and then when i stand there and stare at them until they use their fucking words like an adult they huff “i don’t want one”

and it takes every ounce of willpower in my body to not scream “THAT WASN’T WHAT I FUCKING ASKED YOU FUCKING FUCK”

i am required to ask everyone but i am not required to sell one to everyone. if you’re just buying a fucking magazine of course i’m not gonna try and sell you a membership card that would only really help you if you bought books regularly just answer the fucking question i asked.

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Jul
8

pro tips for life

when you are at a barnes and noble, and the cashier asks “do you have a membership card,” there are correct answers, and incorrect answers.

examples of incorrect answers:

  • i don’t want one
  • no thanks i don’t want one
  • *immediately begins saying phone number*
  • NO I DO NOT *stares at cashier as though they have just asked you to sacrifice your firstborn child to satan*

examples of correct answers

  • yes
  • no

ty have a nice day

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Jul
2889

Sophie couldn’t help it.

  #stop itttttt    #got cast  
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Jul
1545
mongoliantiger:

AU: Claudia Auditore finds the remaining Romulus followers and she helps them out by making their group gather more followers and in turn, help out the assassin brotherhood. They are very faithful to her and call her their “Little Red Riding Hood”.
With such a title however, they make sure never to upset their red riding hood as she’s got a nasty temper and is stronger and skilled than all of them.

mongoliantiger:

AU: Claudia Auditore finds the remaining Romulus followers and she helps them out by making their group gather more followers and in turn, help out the assassin brotherhood. They are very faithful to her and call her their “Little Red Riding Hood”.

With such a title however, they make sure never to upset their red riding hood as she’s got a nasty temper and is stronger and skilled than all of them.

  #yesssssss    #assassins creed  
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Jul
1167
maiqtells:

adaar hype

maiqtells:

adaar hype

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Jul
4196

pheberoni:

im sry

  #omg babs    #dragon age 2    #dragon age  
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Jul
2216

faeriefountain:

HOW DO BOATS WORK

  #dragon age    #dragon age 2    #isabala